Imperfection is Beauty

My name is Jessica.
I'm 21 years old, and I live in Orlando.
I'm a junior at UCF. I hope to teach Elementary School in the future, but I'm currently an event manager for a cheerleading photography company.

I like sunflowers, and comedy, and nerdy boys.
I'm a little bit obsessed with a lot of things.
And I'm a good person.
Let's get to know eachother.
Ask

Entitled

Me:
This older generation pisses me off so much
Therapist:
Why?
Me:
Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
Therapist:
And?
Me:
And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
Therapist:
Touche

pleatedjeans:

You should follow @fanofhell

catsfurever:

moogles4ever:

catsfurever:

$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free

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(Source: catsfurever)

shittier:

niggaimdeadass:

Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin

Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them 

(Source: pleatedjeans)

Quick Rant

So, I’m taking two classes this semester, and I’m dealing with an idiot in both.

The professor in one of my classes is an unprofessional, soulless scumbag.

The girl in my group in the other class is an unprofessional, whiny, lying and lazy TWAT.

I CAN’T DEAL

I found a 6 minute clip of Seth Meyers’ standup on my phone…

I got all cute for class, and then got stuck in a torrential downpour.

hi:

me and my dog type each other messages sometimes

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(Source: jakemalik)

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

(Source: marvobow)

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